Wisdom from a degenerate #1

Posted on July 6th, 2007 by Krash in Rants

I have some words of wisdom I have learned over my 25 years of drug addiction. unprotected sex, college and having kids at 18. This is a repost from my now dormant personal site ill never update.

Mexicans are very hard workers; this is why Mexico is a shithole all the good ones illegally immigrated here.

Ladies, ya know sometimes when we go down on you it don’t smell like roses and it sure as hell DON’T TASTE LIKE IT, but you know what we just shut up and get the job done. So I really don’t want to hear it when you say its salty I don’t like the taste well try sucking on a sweaty fish for 30 minutes because ‘I’m almost there”. Shut up and get the damn job done.

Every man has had sex with a nasty bitch and liked it.

All women are gold diggers; the ones that say they aren’t are in denial

No matter what you do you will NEVER be able to open the coffee can first thing in the morning without getting severely pissed off.

Peanut butter was invented by a black man

Women are always right even if they are wrong, whether you like it or not. Anyone that disagrees is probably single.

Anything you ever wanted to know can be found on Google, unfortunately so can everything you DON’T want to know. Like the fact that your mom did Ruskie Scat films before you were born to pay for college.

Eminem is white contrary to popular belief, ICP really are clowns they do shows in Milwaukee for blind children, and Esham doesn’t care about white people.

All men will plug another man in the ass if left without woman for long enough. We just need to stick our penises in something warm once in a while. Remember its not gay if the balls don’t touch.

Fat people really aren’t hard to kidnap if you own a forklift and a flatbed truck, its just more “technical”

Don’t believe Pulp Fiction, not all Heroin dealers have Adrenalin shots laying about their home.

Speaking of Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarintino is OVERRATED his movies are only good because of the blood and quotable lines, his plots are one dimensional and frankly rather simple, not saying I don’t like his movies, they just aren’t as great as everyone makes them out to be.

Coffee will not kill you, nor will cigarettes or booze. This is a myth made up by the hippies to make you buy silly crystals at Phish shows and not wash your hair.

All religions are the same, except whatever the egyptians were up too.. i mean COME ON WTF WERE THEY ALIENS?!

FPS games arent really games they are just technology demo’s for up and coming video cards.

Everything tastes better with cheese and bacon

Never trust a middle aged man that refers to you as “dude” he is only trying to use you to further his evil plots

If your boss wants to “hang out” chances are he is a sick perverted fag who will try and sodomize you against your will. BEWARE. If its a she chances are she will reveil her massive penis to you.

Bears are not cute and cuddly contrary to what television tells you

All your problems can be solved by drinking.

Tags: krash actually posted something once, random facts, random wisdom

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