The epidemic of teachers having sex with students

Posted on July 17th, 2007 by fizzle in Rants

So, we see here at this link, that theres some HOT teachers having sex with their students. I’m not sure how I feel about this really. I mean, I have a penis, so therefore, hot anybody banging anybody is cool by me, as long as its consensual. But at the same time, I want to beat the life out of those lucky little bastards that get to bang a good number of the women on that page. I mean, cmon, take a look at:

Teresa Engelbach

For example. Shes pretty damn hot. If I was a 14-17 year old, you can be damn sure I would go home after school and be uhh…thinking about her. Or how about:

Kristen Margrif

I dunno what it is, maybe because she looks like Donna from That 70’s Show, but I’d definitely be willing to get some extra credit with her.

But seriously, enough of me yapping about hot teachers and jealousy of the more than likely total dumbasses that get to sleep with them. What’s going on with the UGLY ones on this page. I mean, not even ugly, these women are just plain HIDEOUS. After 8 months in county jail, I still would not have touched some of these women, at all. What the hell is going through these kids’ minds? Is it drugs? Is every kid in High school these days popping ecstasy before class? Or just getting WAY beyond shitty drunk?

It just doesn’t make sense to me. I was a teenager. I had ridiculous raging hormones. I wanted to bang damn near everything that walked by me. But these women are where the damn near just stops. No, some of these women walked face fucking first into the damn near wall.

I would really like to know, why? Why in gods name would ANYBODY under the age of 80, or insanely retarded, have sex with the likes of:

Kimberly Lynch

Or how about:

Cathy Heminghaus

I’m dead serious, I’m pretty sure I saw this women outside my office today, trying to suck people off for some blow. Look at her! She looks like your typical Detroit crackhead! What the FUCK!?

But I digress. Enough about nerdy kids banging hot teachers, enough about morons banging repulsing heifers, enough. What I really want to talk about, is when in the hell did this become the epidemic it is now? I am a daily reader of Fark, and it seems like every single day there is at least one new article about teachers having sex with kids. Where the fuck were they in my school? In my school is was one hot teacher, and the rest were plain, regular, 30-40-50 year old women that nobody really paid attention to.

But what’s really important, is what the hell is going on in these teachers minds? Why do they find it acceptable, socially or otherwise, to have sex with a STUDENT, let alone a student that is 10-20 years YOUNGER than they are? Are they so sexually repressed that they can only get it from a 16 year old? Fuck that, bring yourself over here, I’ll do the job, and I wont even ask you to buy me a pack of smokes and a 40 afterwards. Or were all of these women sexually abused as children that they now need to be in a position of sexual dominance? They need to be in power over their partners. They need to be in charge. It certainly seems a likely scenario. What the fuck happened to these women that broke their brains so much they want to bang 16 year old boys?

Not that I’m complaining, and I know they aren’t either. Which brings me to my next question: which one of these dumbshits are turning the teachers in? I find it hard to believe out of the hundreds of cases of teacher-sex, that each and every one of them were found out accidentally, by parents or something like that. What dumb ass 16 year old kid goes to the cops when they’re banging a hot TEACHER? Which one of you dumbasses told your friends, who then told the cops? I tell you what, if I had Debra LaFave or somebody of the same physical awesomeness in the sack, and my friend told somebody and that great thing got busted…Well I’d be in prison for at the very least beating the piss and shit out of that little snotfaced bastard. I would probably kill him. What kind of shit is that? If your friend tells you he’s banging the hot teacher, what do you do? You give him a high five, and run the fuck along and go play video games or something. You don’t waltz your fat pasty ass into the principals office and report it you stupid son of a bitch. You let your friend have a good fuckin time while it lasts. Jesus christ almighty on a stick.

Well, that was another fizzle rant. My rants rarely have direction or purpose, but they always have a subject. And the subject of this one, was dumb ass kids getting in bed with hot ass teachers. Special thanks to whatever site that was with the list and pictures. Sorry for leeching your bandwidth. You can have some of mine if you want.

Tags: sexual relationships, student, teacher, teacher student sex

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