It’s getting to be that time again. Time for milk and cookies, buying people you don’t even like something that you hope they will hate, fat guys coming down chimneys after landing his flying rodent’s on household roofs across America. It’s Christmas time! One of the most popular things for an American (and presumably, most other nations that celebrate Christmas in one way or another) is to chop down a big ass tree, put it in your living room, throw some funky-colored lights on it, maybe some really thin glass balls, usually some annoying ass shiny string that you end up pulling out of your cats ass after he tries to move it through his lower intestines and fails. (more…)