I happen to enjoy Food Network. Perhaps it is because I am such a manly man, or because it is the home of my future wife Rachel Ray, or just because I’m a fat guy who likes food. Whatever the reason is, I watch it somewhat regularly. One show I do not watch, however, is any show Paula Dean is a part of.  However, I have watched her show(s) on a few occasions, and I must say, Jesus Christ woman, what are you doing still alive? (more…)