[Music] The Game - The Documentary
Posted on March 16th, 2005 by fizzle in Reviews
The Game. He loses. This is one of the worst albums I’ve heard in a very long time. I’m not a huge fan of this style hip-hop, but I try to be objective. That went out the window around track 8.
I can understand why “How We Do” Is his first (and only, to date) single off this album, quite simply: the rest is fucking garbage. It’s horrible. I literally threw it out the window of my car after the last track was done playing, and the only reason I waited that long is so nobody could come here and pull the “Oh garsh fizzle you should have listened to the whole thing it gets better I promise!”
Well fuck you. It didn’t get better. In fact it just kept on getting worse. I cannot STAND talk-rapping, and thats what he does. Him and Half-Dollar over there, hey guys? Ever heard of a thing called RYTHM!? Yes, rythm, ya know, the thing that all music is based upon? I swear to god, the only thing that changes from song to song is the generic “I’m so hard-ass” lyrics. Maybe once in a while if he had actually tried rapping, instead of talking, it wouldn’t have been THAT bad. But it sounded like public fucking radio, like Newt Gingrich meets people in the ghetto.
I don’t know. I don’t consider myself Mr. Music man, but I do know that when I listen to something, there are a few things I can say about it:
1. I loved it.
2. I don’t really like it, but I can realize that the artist has talent, so right on for them.
3. What the hell is this garbage?
Normally 1 or 2 happens. Very rarely does number 3 happen. Well The Game made it happen. You no-talent asshat, you wouldnt be SHIT without the halfway decent production on that CD, and that’s the truth. I hope he falls off REAL soon, but I cannot hold my breath on that, because billions of little retards out there love him. For what reason I honestly cannot understand.
Final Rating: 1.5/5
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