Downloading illegal files is comedy, Part I
Posted on March 21st, 2005 by fizzle in Randomness
RIAA Rep 521671: It has come to our attention that you have been using the AOL Instant Messenger Program to share illegal mp3’s and other copyrighted material. It is our wish that you immediately cease and desist these actions. If you fail to do so, you will be contacted by our lawyers for a class-action lawsuit against you and possible criminal charges.
SinisstarKane: blah blah blah
SinisstarKane: bring it on
RIAA Rep 521671: I assure you, this is no laughing matter. We here at the RIAA are asking that you please support your favorite artists by purchasing their music legally. Sharing files is illegal and we have and will prosecute for the sharing of copyrighted material.
SinisstarKane: The artists I support, support downloading their music as long as it’s heard. Why? Because it’s called ART, they’re not in it for the money like the bullshit American bands you represent. Then again, this is just a bot so please shut the fuck up.
RIAA Rep 521671: I assure you, this is no laughing matter. We here at the RIAA are asking that you please support your favorite artists by purchasing their music legally. Sharing files is illegal and we have and will prosecute for the sharing of copyrighted material.
We ask that you reply to us in this instant mesasge, that you will discontinue the sharing of illegal files. If you will comply with our requests, please type only the number “1″. If you do not comply, please type only the number “2″.
Thank you, and remember, your artists, are our artists.
SinisstarKane: Die
RIAA Rep 521671: You have entered an incorrect number. If you will comply with our requests, please type only the number “1″. If you do not comply, please type only the number “2″.
SinisstarKane: 2
RIAA Rep 521671: Thank you for your reply. We will be in touch shortly.
Tags: aim convos, comedy, illegal file downloads, pranks
