*Note; This post contains niether mojo (of any kind) or Altoids, gotcha looking though didn’t it?

I want to start off by thanking Mother Nature for spilling 2′ of that white, flaky, and cold peroid blood we call snow all at once. I really enjoyed digging out my car early this week. Oh would you look at that you’re doing it again. Thank you so fucking much, you’re peach, you really are.

Onto the real topic at hand, 1 guy 1 cup, if you haven’t seen it yet, there’s the link. I’ll describe it for the squimish: (more…)

Why does $deity hate Michigan? Nobody is really sure. One thing that is for sure though, is that $deity does in fact hate Michigan, moreso than the rest of the north-east, upper mid-west, whatever the hell you want to call the region the mitten sits in, $deity hates it.
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I happen to enjoy Food Network. Perhaps it is because I am such a manly man, or because it is the home of my future wife Rachel Ray, or just because I’m a fat guy who likes food. Whatever the reason is, I watch it somewhat regularly. One show I do not watch, however, is any show Paula Dean is a part of.  However, I have watched her show(s) on a few occasions, and I must say, Jesus Christ woman, what are you doing still alive? (more…)

#1. You save a ton of money

Lets crunch some numbers here, shall we? Average cost of a pack of non-generic nasty ass, might as well smoke roasted poop, run of the mill cigarettes across the country is, what, $5.75 per pack? $6 per pack? Right around there, on a national average at least. Anyway, here’s what it costs to roll your own cigarettes:
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Day 2, Tuesday July 31st 2007, 9:08am. 128 Miles east of Flagstaff, I-40 East, 78 Degrees.

What a fucking great night of sleep I had. We must have got a free upgrade to the deluxe sweet, which included the sounds of Flagstaff to help you have an enjoyable night at the luxurious Motel 6. The sounds of flagstaff you ask? Well, of course the big fucking train that goes, literally, right between the two beds, roughly every 27 minutes. There must have been a truck too close to the tracks EVERY single time or something, because the engineer or conductor or train fuckin operator or whatever theyre called, was blowing that horn like it was the only thing in his job description. Jesus christ. We woke up around 6am, I went out for a smoke in my t-shirt and shorts and my testicles quickly jumped up to my ears, it was just about -28 degrees. I hotboxed that shit so I could get my nicotene levels back up so I wouldn’t throw small children at the walls, and we walked over to McDonalds. Why is it that McDonalds doesn’t have a bacon, egg, and cheese MUFFIN? The biscuits are fucking nasty, but I dig the muffins. Put that shit on a muffin, jack. Have any of you ever had McDonalds coffee? Well I hope you never do. I took one swig of it, spit it all over the sidewalk, and quickly dumped the rest out. I was pissed, that dirtwater cost me like a buck fifty. (more…)

12:44pm, Monday July 30th 2007, about 80 miles east of San Diego, on I-8 East. 98 Degrees F.

Well We left La Mesa, CA around 11:45am today, and we have had a pretty uneventful trip so far. We’re driving down a big fucking mountain at a 6% decline. Nothing crazy except the horseshoe curves, and the big fucking rocks that keep taunting us with “Sliding rock area! BEWARE!” signs. A few miles ago we passed a shitload of crazy looking windmills, and that was pretty weird. I think they put that shit there just for a little bit of extra wind power to push our 16ft high truck off the road. Did I mention about 75% of the road has absolutely no guard rails whatsoever? Thats quite reassuring when you’re looking about 1500 feet down at the bottom of a fucking canyon, nothing but air seperating you and certain death.
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This is just ridiculous. If it weren’t built by WoW faggots, I would be impressed. But solely because it is built to further their digression into the WoW rabbit hole, it just makes me sick.

“The problem with massive online games is that they’re full of other people. In order to bypass the need for interaction and reliance on outsiders, one gamer (and, get this, his girlfriend) decided to take on the responsibilities of an entire World of Warcraft guild himself. Gaze upon the 47 PC setup that allows two gamers to simultaneously control 23 independent accounts each.”
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My name is Krash and I shall be here to inform you about how much you fail as a person. This coupled with my nerdiness shall hopefully convince you that your 9 to 5 at mcdonalds isnt getting you anywhere. Maybe you will kill yourself. Maybe you will become an alcoholic. I dont know but I hope something happens

Also Fizzle is a homo, and Dubb is my bitch.

Also the home link should goto the main page of this site not that frontpage ANG made since it doesnt match and I would rather not have her “work” there anyway

PS COCKS

RIAA Rep 521671: It has come to our attention that you have been using the AOL Instant Messenger Program to share illegal mp3’s and other copyrighted material. It is our wish that you immediately cease and desist these actions. If you fail to do so, you will be contacted by our lawyers for a class-action lawsuit against you and possible criminal charges.
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RIAA Rep 521671: It has come to our attention that you have been using the AOL Instant Messenger Program to share illegal mp3’s and other copyrighted material. It is our wish that you immediately cease and desist these actions. If you fail to do so, you will be contacted by our lawyers for a class-action lawsuit against you and possible criminal charges.

RIAA Rep 521671: I assure you, this is no laughing matter. We here at the RIAA are asking that you please support your favorite artists by purchasing their music legally. Sharing files is illegal and we have and will prosecute for the sharing of copyrighted material.

We ask that you reply to us in this instant mesasge, that you will discontinue the sharing of illegal files. If you will comply with our requests, please type only the number “1″. If you do not comply, please type only the number “2″.

HipHopRagamuffin: i’m looking at everything and nothing’s downloading or uploading

RIAA Rep 521671: You have entered an incorrect number. If you will comply with our requests, please type only the number “1″. If you do not comply, please type only the number “2″.

HipHopRagamuffin: 1

HipHopRagamuffin: all of the MP3s on my computer are from CDs that I have in my collection that i purchased

RIAA Rep 521671: Thank you. Your compliance is welcome and appreciated. We will continue monitoring our systems for any illegal filesharing activity. Please notify us if you have any questions or concerns. Have a nice day.