Bad Mojo and Altoids
Posted on December 21st, 2008 by A-Dubb in Randomness
*Note; This post contains niether mojo (of any kind) or Altoids, gotcha looking though didn’t it?
I want to start off by thanking Mother Nature for spilling 2′ of that white, flaky, and cold peroid blood we call snow all at once. I really enjoyed digging out my car early this week. Oh would you look at that you’re doing it again. Thank you so fucking much, you’re peach, you really are.
Onto the real topic at hand, 1 guy 1 cup, if you haven’t seen it yet, there’s the link. I’ll describe it for the squimish:
1) overweight guy lubes up hairy ass
2) overweight guy grabs a glass jar (known as a Mason Jar)
3) overweight guy then starts shoving it right up his ass
4) Glass breaks about half way into his pit of darkness and decay
5) overweight guy picks glass out while amorous amounts of blood spill out of him at an alarming rate
6) BATTLE CRY!
Now, this begs the question, “What kind of person would even think to stick a mason jar in their bottom vomit hole? The internet is quick to answer that for me; ‘A gay one?’Thanks internet, another question answered about something that should have never happened. However, that begs another question the internet isn’t so quick to answer, ‘why a glass jar?’ How could he have not known that was going to happen? Mason Jars are becoming flimsy enough these days as it is. why not a big beer bottle or something? That would have went off without a hitch and the internet probably would have never known (or cared… in the slightest) about it. Sadly, he used a Mason jar and it’s now plastered all over the net as the new 2 girls 1 cup.
Let’s just hope it’s not so popular it’s reaction videos make the front page of digg. Please people, let this one die.
